

 After a morning that can only be described as a clusterf@%#, we were  finally off to Peru! Nate woke up in time, Jacqui remembered her PIN  number, and Katy didn’t claw anyone’s faces off in a fit of  hunger-induced rage. So really, it was a very successful start to our  travels.
After approximately a gazillion hours of traveling, we arrived  in Lima! And our gazillion bags arrived too!
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| This is not a blog about how to pack light... | 
Henry, our driver, picked  us up at the airport and drove us to the hostel in Lima, Magdelen House.  As he began speaking in rapid, incomprehensible Spanish, we realized  that we should have studied Spanish way more before leaving the states  (oops). We managed to communicate enough to find out that our bus to  Huancayo left the next day at 11 pm, and that he would pick us up for  said bus at 10 pm. Success! We arrived at the hostel, which was much  nicer than we had thought it might be (especially because Katy was  having paranoid thoughts that it might be a mattress in a dungeon). We  climbed 6 flights of stairs to our room for the night. The three of us  shared a cozy (read: tiny) room with our own bathroom, and somehow we  managed to fit ourselves and our luggage inside. We promptly passed out,  Jax and Nate opting for their sleeping bags on top of their beds, and  Katy constructing a cocoon out of her Craig Hospital picnic blanket.
We woke up really late on day 2, and decided to spend the day exploring  Lima.

After talking to Jim, the helpful (read: pretty creepy) expatriate  residing at the hostel, we decided to be super tourist-y and visit the  Plaza de Armas in Lima. We took a taxi across town, where we discovered  that A) Lima looks way less sketchy during the day B) Taxi drivers in  Lima are CRAZY. Or rather, driving in Lima in general is crazy. It’s a  lot like driving in New York, except with even more honking and no  traffic lights or signs. We made it to the plaza alive, where we saw the  Government Palace, the Cathedral of Lima, and a really big fountain.

We  then went in search of our first authentic Peruvian meal. After an  impressive sales pitch by a Peruvian waiter in the street, we decided to  visit his restaurant for lunch. It was delicious, and Katy’s new  Peruvian boyfriend(s) charmed her with his ability to make roses out of  napkins.
After lunch, we walked around downtown Lima and checked out the  shops and the massive amount of pigeons. Jacqui was especially excited  about all the pigeons.
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| The Catedral de San Fransisco | 
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| No that's not a black and yellow striped building | 
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We went to the Catedral de San Francisco  Catacombs, where we decided it would be a really good idea to take the  tour in Spanish. So basically, we had no idea what our tour guide was  talking about most of the tour and we just walked around sneaking  pictures despite the “No Fotos” signs.
 Underneath the cathedral, there  is an underground city, “las catacumbas,” where 25,000 people were  buried. And I sayinstead of “are buried” because  archaeologists thought it would be a good idea to dig up all the bodies  and separate them by type of bone. We walked by huge piles of human  bones- skulls, femurs, scapulas- it was very organized and very creepy.
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| femurs and skulls | 

 Still, we got to pretend to be Indiana Jones for a few minutes, and it  was pretty awesome. After the Catacombs, we took a taxi back to the  hostel and decided to walk to the beach. But because we are really  directionally challenged and it was starting to get dark, we gave up and  just decided to check out the street markets nearby. We ate dinner at a  small restaurant after a rave review by a random woman in the street  (“¡Comida muy rica!)- she was right, it was muy delicioso. After dinner,  we headed back to the hostel, packed up, and waited for Henry to take  us to the bus station. We started panicking when it was 10:30 and Henry  had still not arrived to pick us up, and tried talking to a hostel  employee in Spanish about our predicament. There was a lot of confusion  and pointing at the clock before we realized that we had accidentally  set our watches an hour late for the duration of our stay in Lima, and  it was actually 9:30, not 10:30. Americanos estupidos. We can’t even  blame the language barrier for that one. Henry picked us up right on  time, early in fact, and we made it to the bus station with plenty of  time to prepare for the 8-hour ride to Huancayo.
